In the News: Don't get mad, get even.

MELBOURNE, Australia - I guess you have to be careful who you piss off. A dog club member who was mad after a fight with two women office-bearers took out newspaper ads with their phone numbers touting them as sex workers. One of the victims, a 72-year-old wheelchair-bound woman, had an ad announcing her as "Pauline, erotic fantasies are what I like. Home all day." The come-on line for the other woman, 56, said "Sandy, bashful, bring your toys, a devil after midnight." The two women were woken up by incessant phone calls which didn't stop until the next week's edition. Shirley Irene Wright, 52, was caught when it was discovered the ads were paid for using her bank card.